Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy he does it because single-fisting

he does it because single-fisting would be an insult to America

Inspired by James "Jimmy" McGill from Better Call Saul

a vintage-style illustration of a tri-color rocket popsicle in red

Arched golden-yellow serif text reads "EUGENE" above "EST 1951" flanking a cartoon meadowlark in yellow and brown perched on a baseball bat

Bold red cursive script reading "Dee's" sits between "ESTD" and "1932

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy he does it because single-fistingSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small