Aldo Raine - I Want My Scalps - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Bold red block letters read

Bold red block letters read "WILLOW GROVE PARK LANES" above dark blue italic text reading '"The Bowling Palace of the World"' and small red uppercase text reading "WILLOW GROVE

Grandma sees a letter and some clip art

Bowling's only sport where yelling "grab your balls" in public gets a laugh instead of a police report

That level of unshakable self-assurance only comes from knowing your sack is enormous

flanked by two crossed cutlasses behind and two crossed flintlock pistols below

Aldo Raine - I Want My Scalps - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Bold red block letters readAldo Raine runs his unit like a middle manager with the most unhinged KPIs in military history. Quota is quota, and each soldier owes him a debt payable only in Nazi souvenirs. Inspired by Inglourious Basterds. The Details: Digital illustration portrait of Lt. Aldo Raine with dark hair, a mustache, and a military collar, flanked by two olive green stars. Distressed olive green text reads "I WANT MY" above larger olive green block letters reading