David's Noodles - Takeout & Delivery - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Running a planet-sized RV with

Running a planet-sized RV with nothing but Assholes is honestly just Tuesday

Scattered around the portrait are white and red-striped bowling pins

Burnt orange blackletter text reads "Parisians" beside a cartoon illustration of a rotund baseball player in a light blue cap and uniform

Choosing cookie dough over confronting your childhood is just sound financial planning

Some franchises are forgotten by the record books but never by the towns that loved them

David's Noodles - Takeout & Delivery - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Running a planet-sized RV withOrdering from David's means your noodles arrive cold, slightly wrong, and delivered by a guy who dares you to complain. Every meal comes with chopsticks and an eleven second stare that makes you question reality. Inspired by The Lost Boys. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "DAVID'S NOODLES" above a cartoon portrait of David in a dark leather jacket with spiked golden yellow hair, holding chopsticks, rendered in gray tones. Vertical white