You Old Sailor You - Unisex Sweatshirt wichita Arched distressed gray text reads

Arched distressed gray text reads "SAINT JOSEPH

a lit starburst fuse extending from its head

A vintage hand-drawn illustration of a baseball player in a batting stance overlaps a green silhouette of Ohio

Seconds never ruined a dinner

The only real goal is finding someone to kiss at midnight

You Old Sailor You - Unisex Sweatshirt wichita Arched distressed gray text readsChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"