I'm Not a Weatherman - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL and blue tropical shirt

and blue tropical shirt

Retro extruded cyan text reads "POST NUT CLARITY" with parallel line detailing within the letterforms

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I'm Not a Weatherman - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL and blue tropical shirtPromising more than a few inches tonight with the confidence of a clip art man in a striped tie is a bold meteorological strategy. Accuracy was never really the point of this forecast. The Details: Arched golden yellow distressed block text reads "I'M NOT A WEATHERMAN" across the top. A grayscale 1950s vintage clip art illustration of a smiling man in a suit and striped tie sits behind a news desk. Smaller off white serif text below reads "But you