Johnny's Newspaper Delivery - Unisex T-Shirt iconic80s90s Running a planet-sized RV with

Running a planet-sized RV with nothing but Assholes is honestly just Tuesday

Complain about the stitch count and he'll physically show you the door

Dogs never ask why you canceled on brunch

with decorative scrollwork and smaller stars flanking the design

Distressed white brushstroke text reads "MIYAGI'S" above a weathered golden-yellow illustration of a classic convertible in profile

Johnny's Newspaper Delivery - Unisex T-Shirt iconic80s90s Running a planet-sized RV withJohnny wants his two dollars, and no cliff, avalanche, or garbage truck is going to stop collections. Greendale's most persistent paperboy makes loan sharks look reasonable. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Distressed white brush lettered text reads "JOHNNY'S" at the top. A white line art BMX bicycle sits between smaller white text reading "GREENDALE" on the left and "CALIFORNIA" on the right, above a thin red horizontal rule. Bold white