Instant Pirate Just Add Rum - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather True Royal The periodic table is now

The periodic table is now one dad joke away from being a complete comedy set

Curved distressed white text along the bottom rocker reads "REBELS

building memories around a single pool deck and an ocean breeze

rendered in flat color fills with bold outlines

Bold cyan text reads "HARRY ELLIS" above a high-contrast stencil-art portrait of Harry Ellis lounging back in a suit

Instant Pirate Just Add Rum - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather True Royal The periodic table is nowRum's transformation of a regular person into a pirate has a better success rate than most self help programs. Somewhere around drink three, the accent kicks in and the decorative oar at Applebee's becomes loot. The Details: Distressed white text reads "INSTANT" in an arched layout above a detailed skull wearing a tricorn hat with a small skull and crossbones emblem, jaw open, bandana across the forehead, flanked by two crossed cutlasses behind and