I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex T-Shirt merced " A distressed golden-yellow illustration

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Arched dark brown distressed serif text reads "COFFEE" above a 1950s rubber-hose-style cartoon coffee cup mascot with a smiling face

Distressed white silhouette of a chess knight piece contains bold uppercase block text reading "HANS

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Large golden-yellow weathered block text reads "BEACH" at the bottom

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex T-Shirt merced " A distressed golden-yellow illustrationPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU