Fight or Flight - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Every major league city started

Every major league city started with teams like these

Distressed white block text arching across the top reads "WOULD YOU BE PREPARED IF GRAVITY

flanked by two muted sage-green pine trees

Teams like these gave places like Smithfield something to rally around long before television arrived

Claiming botanical ignorance right before delivering a flawless character assassination is the oldest move in the passive-aggressive playbook

Fight or Flight - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Every major league city startedPenguins lost the flight option millions of years ago, so evolution left exactly one response and a surprising comfort with cutlery. That scarf confirms he was somewhere civilized before he chose violence. The Details: Distressed white arched text in a chunky retro style reads "FIGHT OR FLIGHT." Below, a cartoon penguin with black and white coloring, an orange beak, orange feet, a wide staring eye, and a dark green scarf grips a knife in one flipper.