Midwest The Land of Opes and Dreams - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red distressed white block text reads

distressed white block text reads "Beaches" with a curling blue wave illustration to its right

AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS CREAM CHEESE

Surviving that island was never love

" A vintage cartoon blue cat in a blue cap and red cleats stands in a batting stance

Distressed light blue italic script reads "Air Conditioned" at the top

Midwest The Land of Opes and Dreams - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red distressed white block text reads"Ope" replaced an entire region's hopes and dreams, and honestly that tracks. Forty million people whose highest aspiration is successfully squeezing past you for the ranch dressing deserve their own fake tourism poster. The Details: Distressed pale gold serif text reads "MIDWEST" above a woodcut style pastoral illustration depicting rolling hills, a farmhouse, a barn, grazing cattle, a fence, scattered trees, and billowing clouds. Pale gold