Go Ask Your Mom - Unisex Tank Top Size:S Distressed golden-cream text reads "CALUMET

Distressed golden-cream text reads "CALUMET

Forty million people whose highest aspiration is successfully squeezing past you for the ranch dressing deserve their own fake tourism poster

bringing Class D minor league baseball to a small prairie town that lived for summer nights

matching distressed text reads "PONYBOY" with a switchblade illustration beneath it

Leagues filled every lane

Go Ask Your Mom - Unisex Tank Top Size:S Distressed golden-cream text reads "CALUMETDads saying "go ask your mom" have successfully avoided making a single decision since 2003. Delegation is a leadership skill, and the couch is basically the corner office. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "GO ASK YOUR MOM" in a stacked, collegiate style layout with a weathered, worn texture across the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim. Material: 100% Ring Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.