Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Maroon and yellow ink

and yellow ink

and this one looks like it spent four hours wondering if grain is just tiny bread

Green horizontal lines frame italic red serif text reading "Red Apple" with a distressed vintage texture

" Dark green serif text beneath reads "1609 E Imperial Hwy

Pink cursive script inside the circle reads "Cocktails & Dreams" in a glowing neon-tube style

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Maroon and yellow inkTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text